Living in Lilliput

I am not made for developing countries. At least my size is not made for these places. Beds, cars, and even the forest-- all of these things are too small, short, tiny for me. I understand why forest people are so tiny -- they can't be tall or they're constantly be getting spider webs in their face or tangled in all manner of nasty vines. I had to fold myself up to fit into the ox cart that brought us into Betioky -- not such an easy task with 2 other people, baggage, and 5 ducks. Now that I'm in Betioky I"m too tall even for the latrine. Maybe the Swedes or Norwegians should have colonized this place instead of the French?